Funny Stories Episode 1

Here is my funny story 1

So there is this purple cow that is only purple then & farmer ran over thy cow and it spilled purple milk everywhere and the farmer

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was still alive and took thy purple cow to his farm and named him Spots for some reason and for some reason he milked thy dead purple cow and he drank the milk then got drunk and turned into a only purple cow and when he tried to yell "MOMMY" but all he said was MOOOOO!!
THE END!!!!